5 Things Not to Say to a Feminist

A Note from Nimeni: In honor of my colleague, Kristeva Kitsune, it’s feminism week here in the listicle section. I may have some quarrels with feminist’s methods (how can you not be in favor of draping rapists from the trees? I mean really…), but they do good work. This week, me and my illustrious co-author, Solomon the Despondent Rage, honor this with articles dealing with women’s issues, with an eye towards what men can do to help out in the struggle against the patriarchy. Today, after some careful negotiations, I’m proud to present a column by Kristeva Kitsune! I added funny pictures, because she’s not a dick about that, unlike Solomon. It’s pretty well known that feminists are fire-breathing, thong wearing, sex-having, dragons who hate fun. If you have feminist friends, you know how a fun night of drinking can turn into an 8-hour lecture on rape culture. Here are some tips on what not to say to a feminist so you can keep getting white-girl wasted at the bar, y’all. 1. “Oh yeah she did a good job, for a girl”- Rookie mistake, bro. First thing you need to know about feminists is that they believe that women are just as ...